"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
i found this at a school i went to for a band related activity
How did you do in P.E. today ?
if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:
- tell me
- PLEA S e
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
It’s a metaphor, see